A saucy showdown : The Thousand Island sauce
Who has the sauce? I got the sauce… specifically Thousand Island. You can find a thousand variations of the Thousand Island sauce, under multude of code names for many fast food restaurants.
French fries
Potayto, potahto
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater. Just kidding, all potatoes are powerful in their own way, though some are more than others.